"Keep an eye on Zebedee. He's a shifty one. It's the spring I don't trust."
"Dip Dabs are my favourite sweet. But I always have too much dip. Not enough dab. Not fair."
"Fly soup. Stir him in. It's the wings that get stuck in your teeth, though."
"Toilet showers! Convenient AND refreshing. Nice."
"I made snot pictures. I sneeze in my gallery, all day. Lots of different colours. Making bogey money."
"Being horizontal is a state of mind, not just necessary."
"Step outside, needle-dick bug fucker. There's a whole world out there, and they just want to hate you, too."
or click here"Oooooh. I'm getting all jiggered up now! Jiggedy! All because of Don't Stop Believing. Yeahhhhh."
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Zebedee - A character from the most annoyingly inane children's film, The Magic Roundabout. As Adam explained to me this morning, "he's got a spring up his ass."
DipDab - Adam had to look this up when he woke up (weird!), but once he did, he remembered loving them 30 years ago.
Toilet Showers - Here's my guess about this one: In Thailand, the toilets all have little hand-held spray nozzles that you can use to wash your nether regions. The Thais use this instead of toilet paper (in our case, we made use of both... sorry, probably TMI). At the end of the trip, Adam commented that he would miss them. They ARE refreshing.
Bogey - This is the British equivalent of "booger" in the States.
Don't Stop Believing - Shortly before we left for honeymoon, Adam got obsessed with the new version of the song from the show Glee. We listened to it every morning for two weeks. I have to admit, it does rock.