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I cannot believe that I missed the blog's birthday yesterday. What a terrible mommy I am. Bad bad mommy.
It was one year and one day ago that I, having a bit too much free time on my hands, created a silly little blog as a lark, as a way to share my husband's bizarre midnight mutterings.
To celebrate the birthday of Sleep Talkin' Man, let's take a look back at some lovely sentiments from the old days. These were from before I was posting all the audio, so you'll be hearing it for the first time today!
"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."
or click here"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
or click here"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
or click here"Oh, we're gonna be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"
or click here"Let me hold you in my arms. Let me feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
or click here"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."
or click here"I am awe-some. Deal with it fucker!"
or click here"My brother calls you a cunt. Not me. I didn't do it. My BROTHER did."
or click here"I don't wanna die! I love sex. And furry animals."
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