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Dec 21 2011

"Hey! This is MY playground. These are MY swings. That's MY climbing pyramid. And that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end. Bog off! Leave this playground to the king of playtime! ... Mmmm, they're all mine.... I need a push. (whining pathetically) I can't swing without a push. PUSH ME! Where is everyone? Bastards. (muttering bitterly) This is MY playground."

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STM is his own worst enemy.

16 comments:

  1. Springy elephant, I'd love an image!

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  2. Here you go Dent!

    http://www.wicksteed.co.uk/elephant-p70.html
    http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/328842281/Kiddie_PE_Spring_Riders.html

    L.

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  3. Am I correct in assuming that "knob-end" in the uk is equivalent to penis?

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  4. STM got his first tast of Karma.. Did he like it?

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  5. He he he. First he tells everyone to get out, then he complains there aren't anyone around, and ends it with calling the people bastards for leaving. :P

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  6. Push yourself, STM. Just use your feet.

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  7. And what about the seesaw (teeter-totter)? You can't play on that by yourself...... 7;=Q

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  9. Sounds like my toddler. Except for the knob end bit.

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  10. Awww...he's so pitiful! I'll push you, little STM!

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  11. here's the t-shirt!!

    And that's MY springy elephant! THAT'S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end.

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  12. Now now....it's much more fun to share!

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  13. This is almost EXACTLY a scene in a recent veggie tales - the one about bullying!

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  14. I bet this is a memory of when he was 5 or so, haha.

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