"Wake up and smell the coffee... Can't smell it, can you? That's because you haven't made it yet, so get up and make me coffee, bitch!"
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Ha! First one is perfect for my friend. Just read it to her and she said " that's why I make it the night before" ....
Night before coffee? Can't imagine that tastes good... just leave it for a couple of hours and it starts to get bad. (Of course, I'm more of a tea person, so rarely drinks coffee at all).Love the whiny voice after the second 'kill me now'. ;)
You set it up the night before so you just have to hit the switch in the morning.
Perhaps she just sets it up the night before. Still sounds gross.
I wonder if STM is telling you something with that first one?
As for the second one: come, come, don't be so dramatic: we've all done that once or twice before, haven't we?.................Haven't we?Guys? 7@=Q
That moan at the end of the second one sounds so pitiful. I've never seen my mom in a bikini, but wearing one she could wear would probably make me feel the same way.
t'was the night before coffee, and all thru the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, (in the house, muzic maestro pls )...... it wuz an...Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot BikiniHE was afraid to come out of the lockerHE was as nervous as (shutup!)-he could beSsss-HE was afraid to come out of the lockerhe was afraid that somebody would seeOne, two, three, four, tell the people what he wore (dreammmy)It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikiniThat he wore for the first time this todayAn itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikiniSo in the locker ( in his mind) he wanted to stayTwo, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more. . .STM, was afraid to come out in the openAnd so a blanket around him (at nite) he worehe was (kinda NOT) afraid to come out in the openAnd so sleeptalkin' sat bundled up on the shoreTwo, three, four, tell the people what he woreIt t'was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot (mum's the word) bikiniThat he wore for the first time today, (...Karen...omg)An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini (oh mother, it's true, dreamin'a lil'o dream out loud)So in the blanket (and covert of night), he wanted to stayTwo!, three!, four!, stick around we'll tell you m-m-M-m-moreNow, hez SO NOT afraid, to come out of the waterAnd I wonder what he's so not gonna do (or say)Now He is afraid to come out of the water (an open up a can of worms here, in space)And the poor little guy's; turning blueTwo, three, four, tell the people what he swears he's never wore,,,It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot for real, bikiniThat he wore (one day), for the first time that wuz todayAn itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini (mummy say it isn't so)So in the water he wanted to stay(From the locker to the blanket)(From the blanket to the shore)(From the shore to the water)Yes, there isn't any moreoh, coffee's brewwing, gotta go...hallucinating high on caffeine...song'n dance number, these mourning thoughts, justssssaying...
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